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~*The Kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of Wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there.*~

~*Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first*~ -Mark Twain

~*Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.*~

~*Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.*~

~*A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. *~

~*I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.*~

~*I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...*~

~*Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.*~

~*I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places He told me to quit going to those places*~

~*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?*~

~*I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious*~

~*I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." *~

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks*~

~*It takes me 52 bones to raise all my fingers, it only takes me one bone to raise my middle finger*~

~*It ain't broke; it just lacks Duct Tape.*~

~*Either he's dead or my watch has stopped*~

~*High thoughts must have high language*~

~*The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.*~

~*Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.*~

~*If at first you don't succeed, try management.*~

~*Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.*~


~*Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.*~

~*I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.*~

~*When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.*~

~*To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.*~

~*Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.*~ -Groucho Marx

~*Security puts a premium on feebleness.*~

~*I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.*~

~*You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.*~

~*How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.*~

~*If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?*~

-Steven Wright

~*Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.*~ -Emo Philips

~*Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.*~

~*A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.*~

~*Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it.*~ -Salvador Dali

~*You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.*~

~*Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.*~

~*If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation. *~

~*last night i was lying in bed, looking at the stars ,and i thought where the heck is my ceiling? *~

~*Humor is just another defense against the universe.*~

~*It's so strange that such beauty can come from such horror.*~

~*time goes by so fast in a blink of an eye so never close your eyes*~

~*Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.*~

~*Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back*~

~*The future is ours for the shaping.*~

~*The road less traveled is often less traveled for a reason*~

~*If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile the entire evening sky would be in my palm*~

~*True friends are those who believe in you, even when you cease to believe in yourself*~

~*It's funny how things happen in the end. You can be with someone, lose them, miss them, and never have them feel anything in return ...but then that person does something that just pushes you off the edge. He causes all those 'strong' feelings you have left for him to leave suddenly ... and looking back you wonder how you could have been so blind all this time*~

~*The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, although the people in them change so much.*~

~*Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.*~ Jules de Gaultier.

~*I love being on the road; I'm young and unattached and I'm seeing the world.*~

~*Live each day as though it was the last day of your life*~

~*the only things in life you'll ever regret, are the risks you didn't take*~

~*Why are we so certain that our dreams are not reality and reality are not our dreams*~ -Chris G

Quotes From Songs

~*I hope i never have to say that i regret a single day cuz life's a lesson that you're taught i'll try to hold my head up high lift my fists up to the sky and say i know i always fought*~ -Dynamite Boy

~*Am I waking up at all today? -Alkaline Trio*~

~*Today I woke up, more awake than I have felt in years Not concerned with anything, no tears I'm done with that shit.*~ -Alkaline Trio

~*Maybe I'll catch fire, Something warm to hold me, Something pure to burn away the darkness That hides inside my mind*~ -Alkaline Trio

~*I know it's dark here, you know I'm scared too for some reason right now, of everything but you. right now you're all that i recognize you know I came here when i needed your soft voice I needed to hear something that sounded like an answer now I wait here and sometimes i get one.*~ -Alkaline Trio

~*I'm just scared that I'll never say goodbye... I won't be around to hold you down, pry open your ears and ask you why*~ -Alkaline Trio

~*Never knew we were living in a world with a mind that could be so sure Never knew we were living in a world with a mind that could be so small Never knew we were living in a world and the world is an open court Maybe we don't wanna live in a world where our innocence is so short.*~ -Silverchair

~*You can call it anything you want the fact remains the same I never got to be your Fred Astaire You can lie to yourself and all your friends and pretend that you don't care But circumstance gets in the way *~

~*But if you lost someone you love If your mask is taken off Does life cut you down to size? Does it open up your eyes? Because they all have found their way As you struggle through your maze You built those walls of hate Don't tell me it's too late*~

~*looks like i blew it i screwed things up again i sit and wonder how i got in this predicament things were going great and then they fell apart now you're gone i was wrong will we get a new start?*~ - The Eyeliners

~*time passes slowly when you're filled with regret i pay my penance when i relive it in my head chances not taken and poorly chosen words twist of fate is it too late? tell me what's it going to take*~ - The Eyeliners

~*Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but... Running and hiding won't help to find your way Sooner or later has got to be today *~ -Guttermouth

~*Insomnia's got the best of me I've got no choice but to stare at the ceiling Insomnia has a hold on me you don't even know the stress I'm feeling. Clock on the wall's moving faster and faster your voice in my mind like a broken record Tossing and turning, rolling in the night She's tying knots, seems that nothing is right Feeling my heart, pounding like a drum reminding me again that my day was too long Drank all my wine that my cupboard is bare still no escape from this waking nightmare*~ -Mustard Plug

~*You were conceived in my heart Came like a dream To save me from my mortality Put on your dress White Goddess And settle in as the weather folds Our lives will be entwined Even when I die You'll see me through 'till the end of time*~ -ASH

~*You... soft and only You... lost and lonely You... strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in the water, you're just like a dream Just like a dream*~ -The Cure

~*And Im leaning on this broken fence between past and present tense. And Im losing all those stupid games that I swore I would never play. But it feels ok.*~ -The Weakerthans

~*This I say to you what I say is true Emotions aren't a product to sell and cannot be consumed*~ -Operation Ivy

~*A summer storm graces all of me Highway warm sing silent poetry I could bring you the light And take you home into the night....*~ -Smashing Pumpkins

~*I've seen it all, I've seen the dark I've seen the brightness in one little spark. I've seen what I chose and I've seen what I need, And that is enough, to want more would be greed. I've seen what I was and I know what I'll be I've seen it all - there is no more to see!*~

~*Like the perfect ending It won't be too long Till everything I've ruined has seen me gone In time, I pray you'll forgive me Now you know the man I am Can you forgive me?*~ -CB

~*Gotta know free... Please... Don't wake me from the dream It's really everything it seemed I'm so free... No black and white in the blue Everything is clearer now Life is just a dream, you know that's never-ending........ Im ascending*~ - CB

~*There you go, man, keep as cool as you can. Face piles And piles Of trials With smiles It riles them to believe That you perceive The web they weave And keep on thinking free.*~ - Moody Blues

~*Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch, There's something inside, that we need so much. The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound, Or the strength of an oak, with roots, deep in the ground. The wonder of flowers, to be covered, and then to burst up, Through tarmac, to the sun again, or to fly to the sun, Without burning a wing, to lie in a meadow, And hear the grass sing. To have all these things, In our memories hoard, and to use them, To help us, to find the lost chord...*~ -Moody Blues

~* But I don't want to live inside this skin I don't want to see who you are I want to know you instead And it's not a lot of you to ask of me It's the least i can do as far as I can see I'll carry your torch I'll take the blame I'll be the cradle for your flame*~ -Lily

~*Oh, mirror in the sky -what is love? -can the child within my heart rise above? -can i sail through the changin' ocean tides? -can i handle the seasons of my life? i don't know..... well, i've been afraid of changin' 'cause i've built my life around you*~ -FleetwoodMac

~*So I walk up on high And I step to the edge To see my world below. And I laugh at myself As the tears roll down. 'Cause it's the world I know. It's the world I know.*~ -Collective Soul

~*I can't control My destiny I trust my soul My only goal is just To be There's only now There's only here Give in to love Or live in fear No other path No other way No day but today...*~ -Rent

~*You may write me down in history With your bitter twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise.*~ -Rent

Quotes from movies, shows, & books

~*Listen Pochohontas, if you don't put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffallo comin.*~ -Jim Carrey (Me, Myslef and Irene)

~*Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror? Frodo: What will I see? Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell, for the mirror shows many things. Things that were, things that are. And some things that have not yet come to pass.*~ -Lord Of The Rings

~*Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.*~ - THE MATRIX

~*George: Take that thumbtack out of your chin. It bugs me. Sam: You snore at night. That really bugs me. Can I take you out? *~ -LIFE AS A HOUSE

~*Igby: She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like the Soho version of Island of the Lost Toys.*~ - IGBY GOES DOWN

~*(on the phone) Igby: Hello, Mrs. Hathaway? This is Jason Slocumb Jr. ...Igby...No I'm afraid she can't, cause she's dead. (he hangs up) Oliver: He's always enjoyed being the bearer of bad tidings. - IGBY GOES DOWN

~*Sebastian: I read your manifesto. Annette: You did? Sebastian: I must say, I found it rather... appalling. Annette: That's a first. Most people praise me for it. Sebastian: Most people are sheep.*~ -CRUEL INTENTIONS

~*Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant: She turned me into a newt! Bedevere: A newt? Peasant: I got better. Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!*~ -MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

~*You people make my ass twitch*~ -FRENCHKISS

~*Diana Berry: Just say one word and tell me if you're killed! Anne Shirley: No... but I think I've been rendered unconscious .*~ -ANNE OF GREEN GABLE

~*Jane: [reading] "The soul takes flight to the world that is eternal... invisible. But there arriving she is sure of bliss, and forever dwells in paradise.*~ -LADY JANE

~*Lydia: They don't want to come down. Otho: Why not? Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared. Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.*~ -BEETLEJUICE

~*Hey, don't knock drunks in bars! It means they're not out driving.*~ -RUNAWAY BRIDE

~*What we do in life echoes in eternity*~ -GLADIATOR

~*Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? Jeffrey: You used to... what? Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! [looks at Jeffrey's foot] Ahh, it says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: [looking at his foot] It says "Keds."*~ -GODSPELL

~*Xzander: Party in my eye socket and youre all invited....... ...I shouldnt say words should I..?"*~ -Buffy The Vampire Slayer Tv Series

~*Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes bad things happen to you.*~ - Karen from Will & Grace

~*BETHANY: I wouldn't miss it for anything. BERG: Well, what if both of your legs were caught in a bear trap had a cold? BETHANY: I'd chew myself free and take a decongestant. BERG: I love a girl with a plan.*~ -TWO GUYS AND A GIRL

~*Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting,Dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before*~ -Edgar Allan Poe 'The Raven'

~*All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.*~ -J.R.R. Tolkien

~*"But sir," it squealed, "I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said that you were dead ..." "Yeah, that's right," said Zaphod, "I just haven't stopped moving yet."*~ - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

(I love this quote): ~*What ever happens... happens.*~ - Spike, COWBOY BEBOP

~*Open foot, Insert Mouth*~ - Jet, COWBOY BEBOP

~*"My Onyx is no ordinary steed. She's a good compadre, who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess." - Andy "Horses can't play chess!"*~ - Spike, COWBOY BEBOP

~*For those with wings fly to your dreams*~

~*All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions.*~ -Meryl stryfe, TRIGUN

~*Everyday we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly*~ -FLCL a.k.a Furi Kuri a.k.a Fooly Cooly

~*Its just like it is with stars, there are bright ones, and there are those that are dim.*~ -Hilda, OUTLAW STAR

~*Are you just going to keep running away?- Hilda Just keep running away? I'm not running...*~ - Gene , OUTLAW STAR

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